Friday, 1 October 2010

The expandables

The Expendables is an absolute epic film that rivals Die hard for action, cop out for comedy and even how to train your dragon for pure EPICNESS. From the 30 second Schwarzenegger cameo to the AA-12 explosive massacre, this movie had awesome written all over it, in Bold, and capitals... with explosions. Stallone played the part of Barney Ross pretty well, and by that i mean BADASS. EEEEEXPLOSIONS.
The only bad thing i can find in this truly epic masterpeice is that Mickey Rourke can finish a tattoo in less than 3 seconds.. Whilst talking. Amazing.

9.5/10 because moar.

//terminated

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